Yay its fun today with me ding and denise together lesing in the 2nd floor EG room..I lie on ding's waist...denise lie on my tummy...hahas fun fun!=x and the crapping about the next door guys toliet..That was Damn funny!!!HAHAHAHA...omg we were like crapping abt a lot of stuff when someone flushed the toliet..and apparently ding gt wacked on the butt by denise for some comment she made..so she faked a scream(a scary one at that.)and we were laughing like siao..thus we started the talk on the next door toliet..(BOYS).Something tells me its time for a commercial break!!
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Presenting the new flushing system!!
Its the most interactive and creative system anyone has came up with!Ever felt bored after doing your business in the toliet and hearing the same boring sound over and over again when you flush the toliet?Having the urge to bash toliets up just because the only sound they make is *glugglugglugglugglugSWASH...swish.....*?Fear no more!Invented by a special innovative company called Dcube headed by 3 intelligent young ladies...We have the FLUSH O SOUND!!
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Flush-O-sound is a unique new system whereby whenever you finish your business in the toliet and press the boring same old button again....A special sound is given out!Isnt it amazing?Whats more, the sound varies all the time and is constantly changing!(depending on the crazy level of the 3 girls in charge)
Here are some samples:
Scary scream "AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!"
Ghastly singing"laaaaallaaaalaaaaLLAAAAAA~"
Tinkling Bells"Ding ding ding"
Crazy laughter"AHAHAHAHA...AHAHHAHAHAHAH..AHAHAHAHA!!!"
Grand exclaimations"OH MY GOD!!OH MY GOD!!!"
Thats not all!This wonderous creation not just make sounds, it talks too!Theres always the occasional "Nooooo!!" or the "Dont drown me!I cant swim!" or "I am stuck in here!Someone..anyone..SAVE ME!!" and many many more!
SO what are you waiting for?Get it now while stocks last!Call 1800-dindendai for more information.Showroom at PD block 2nd floor boys toliet beside EG room(only when the 3 girls are there hahas).Terms and conditions apply.
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=P signing off!Rating: 100% happy 0% emo
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