My new hse

Okay..Cant update during the weekend as I am busy with the moving and all.And today's my bdae lala.(extra and random) Here to show u an advertisment I made specially for my new hse to describe it.

*Note: comments in brackets not included =)

~Music~

Wanting to get a new hse? Introducing Blk 545,Surprising street 42 S741741 (read it fast = 气死你=make u angry till u die) Armed with 3 rooms, 1 living room, 1 kitchen and 2 toliets, it is equipped with loads of surprises and suitable for EVERYONE!!

For those who love thrills, visit the 2nd largest rm (mine).I assure you that simply by pressing the light switch it will shock you to no end.(apparently the earth wire is gone I think) Furthermore, you will never know when it will actually work.Exciting isn't it? (anyone wants to calculate the probabilty of it working?)

For those who love researching on critters, go to the kitchen.Its filled with such wonderful creatures.In the cupboards there are eggs of the marvelous Periplaneta americana (Linnaeus) (a.k.a cockroaches) and once in a while some interesting lizards of an unusual size will jump out of nowhere.

For those who love ghost hunting, you are all welcomed.The lovely shade of red on the window railings and door with white walls as the background will surely appeal to the unknown ones. Whats more, the drips of paint on the wall (seriously it looks like blood) will provide a great ambience for the occasion. Oh yes, the JJ spirits are nearby too.

For those who simply cant stand the sight of your own face (excuse my language), you will surely love this house. There is no presence of any mirrors. Yes, none at all. Not even in the toliet. So no more worrying about seeing your face and screaming about it.(that was cruel >.< sry if I offended anyone)

For the electricity savers, I promise you your bills will never be the same again! In each room, (not counting the toliets sadly) there is only 1 area to plug. This is the same for both the living room and the kitchen. Whats more, the one in the kitchen is not working (until further notice). So with all these electricity saving facilities, I am sure you will no longer burn a hole in your pocket for such things.

For those who consider themselves nocturnal, you will have the perfect environment to live in. At night, the whole house is still as bright as day.(duh its beside the corridor) You can even read books or do homework without fear of ruining your eyesight. Whats more, you will not fall asleep that easily which helps greatly in maintaining your nocturnal habits.

Lastly, this house is specially catered to those who absolutely LOVE challenges.This is the best house of challenges ever, especially the toliets. Some taps refuse to work, one toliet is leaking, another once flushed will never stop flushing and a stove which only 1 fire seems to be working. Sweet isn't it?

So what are you waiting for?Get it now at only $XXXk, prices negoiatable.

~Music~

Okay...Just like what my OGLs say, must keep a positive attitude for everything =) CHeers and Happy 17th Bdae to me!!! (extra and random again.haha)