JAE

I guess in case I run out of crap to post, I am recruiting helpers (?!!) to contribute ideas in case my brain cells die too much haha. So, my friend Dan will be doing his best to help for now.

Now the O levels results are released and you have to refer to that thick book given to us students to choose the JC/Poly/Courses/Anywhere to stay for the next 2 devastating years.Ever wondered what to do with it after everything is over?Here's my personal advice...

DMR's Guide on the JAE booklet

1.Tear it. (most simple)
2.Cut it. (even simpler)
3.Burn it. (becareful..)
4.Laminate it. (must have sufficient funds)
5.Bury it. (ever heard of time capsules?)
6.Hang it up and worship it (the 'bible' )
7.Sell it to the galangguni man along with your notes. ($.$)
8.Cut out all the letters and play scrabble.
9.Read it from front to back.
10.Read it from back to front.
11.Memorise everything. (wow?)
12.Swat mosquitoes with it
13.Make into shoe soles and wear them. (can grow taller by 0.8145242cm)
14.Measure the thickness of each page.(with a micrometer screw guage)
15.Balance it on your head.
16.Throw it into the Fridge.
17.Throw it into the Microwave.
18.Throw it into the washing machine.
19.Throw it out of the window.
20.Send it back to MOE stating that they have invoked many environmental issues (a.k.a cutting down of trees to provide the paper for us)
21.If possible, try do all of the above and add more creative ideas of your own to this great guide.

Thank you and have fun!