Dumb and Funny Warning Labels On Products

Been rather bored nowadays, and I did mention about updating every weekend. So, here's some entertainment.

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Bored staring at warning labels telling us not to do this and that? Well, apparently even production people got sick and tired of simply typing out the same thing over and over again.So, here are some...

(note: none of the content below is fake I swear)

DMR's Dumb and Funny Warning Labels On Products

Toilet Plunger Caution:
Do not use near power lines.
Arm & Hammer Scoopable Cat Litter:
Safe to use around pets.
Bowl Fresh:
Safe to use around pets and children, although it is not recommended that either be permitted to drink from toilet.
Little Ones Baby Lotion:
Keep away from children
Hair Coloring:
Do not use as an ice cream topping.
Stridex Foaming Face Wash
May contain foam.
Sleeping Pills Warning:
May cause Drowsiness
Christmas Lights Warning:
For indoor or outdoor use only.
Fire Extinguisher:
Caution: Non-Flamable
Earplugs:
These ear plugs are nontoxic, but may interfere with breathing if caught in windpipe
Mattress Warning:
Do not attempt to swallow
Matches Caution:
Contents may catch fire.
RCA Television Remote Control:
Not Dishwasher Safe
Hair Dryer Warning:
Do not use while sleeping.
Road Sign Caution:
water on road during rain.
Children's Superman Costume:
Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly.
Silk Soy Milk:
Shake well and buy often
Air Conditioner:
Caution: Avoid dropping air conditioners out of windows.
Rowenta Iron Warning:
Never iron clothes on the body.
Hershey's Almond Bar Warning:
May contain traces of nuts
Beach Ball CAUTION:
It is not a life saving device.
Chainsaw:
Do not attempt to stop chain with hands.
Hotel provided shower cap in a box:
Fits one head.
Boot's Children's cough medicine:
Do not drive car or operate machinery.
Japanese food processor:
Not to be used for the other use.
Korean kitchen knife:
Warning keep out of children
Helmet mounted mirror used by us cyclists:
Remember, objects in the mirror are actually behind you
New Zealand insect spray:
This product not tested on animals.
Infant's bathtub:
Do not throw baby out with bath water.
Package of Fisherman's Friend throat lozenges:
Not meant as substitute for human companionship.
Disposable razor:
Do not use this product during an earthquake.
Toner cartridge for a laser printer:
Do not eat toner
Novelty rock garden set called "Popcorn Rock":
Eating rocks may lead to broken teeth.
A birthday card for a 1 year old:
Not suitable for children aged 36 months or less.
Microwave Oven:
Do not use for drying pets.
Rat Poison:
Warning: has been found to cause cancer in laboratory mice.
Sign at a railroad station:
Beware! To touch these wires is instant death.Anyone found doing so will be prosecuted.
Package of dice:
Not for human consumption.
Shipment of hammers:
May be harmful if swallowed.
Manual for an SGI computer:
Do not dangle the mouse by its cable or throw the mouse at co-workers.
Instructions for a cordless phone:
Do not put lit candles on phone.
Bus Stop:
No stopping or standing.
Car Manual:
In order to get out of car, open door, get out, lock doors, and then close doors.
T.V. manual:
Do not pour liquids into your television set.
Instructions on the packaging for a muffin at a 7-11:
Remove wrapper, open mouth, insert muffin, eat.
Can of black pepper:
Instructions: usage known.
Orange Juice Can:
100% pure all-natural fresh-squeezed orange juice from concentrate.
Stickers to put on the seat of a potty training toilet:
This is not a toy. Stickers require adult supervision.
Bottom of a Coca-Cola bottle:
Do not open here.
Bottle of bathtub cleaner:
For best results, start with clean bathtub before use.
Box of household nails
CAUTION! - Do NOT swallow nails! May cause irritation!
Microwave popcorn, packaged so that the directions cannot be read unless you open the plastic and unfold it:
Direction #1: Remove plastic.
Drink bottle label:
Do not peel label off.
Box of Frosted Cheerio's:
The logo, "Tastes so good this box never closes," is located just underneath another announcement: "To close: place tab here."
Container of salt:
Warning: High in sodium
Hose Nozzle:
Do not spray into electrical outlet.
Pack of screws sold in china
Screw Taiwan

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Okay...this issue was lame..I sincerely apologise for anyone frozen after reading this.Well, you can always defrost using the lighter, just keep it away from your face! =P