Dumb and Funny Warning Labels On Products

Been rather bored nowadays, and I did mention about updating every weekend. So, here's some entertainment.

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Bored staring at warning labels telling us not to do this and that? Well, apparently even production people got sick and tired of simply typing out the same thing over and over again.So, here are some...

(note: none of the content below is fake I swear)

DMR's Dumb and Funny Warning Labels On Products

Toilet Plunger Caution:
Do not use near power lines.
Arm & Hammer Scoopable Cat Litter:
Safe to use around pets.
Bowl Fresh:
Safe to use around pets and children, although it is not recommended that either be permitted to drink from toilet.
Little Ones Baby Lotion:
Keep away from children
Hair Coloring:
Do not use as an ice cream topping.
Stridex Foaming Face Wash
May contain foam.
Sleeping Pills Warning:
May cause Drowsiness
Christmas Lights Warning:
For indoor or outdoor use only.
Fire Extinguisher:
Caution: Non-Flamable
Earplugs:
These ear plugs are nontoxic, but may interfere with breathing if caught in windpipe
Mattress Warning:
Do not attempt to swallow
Matches Caution:
Contents may catch fire.
RCA Television Remote Control:
Not Dishwasher Safe
Hair Dryer Warning:
Do not use while sleeping.
Road Sign Caution:
water on road during rain.
Children's Superman Costume:
Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly.
Silk Soy Milk:
Shake well and buy often
Air Conditioner:
Caution: Avoid dropping air conditioners out of windows.
Rowenta Iron Warning:
Never iron clothes on the body.
Hershey's Almond Bar Warning:
May contain traces of nuts
Beach Ball CAUTION:
It is not a life saving device.
Chainsaw:
Do not attempt to stop chain with hands.
Hotel provided shower cap in a box:
Fits one head.
Boot's Children's cough medicine:
Do not drive car or operate machinery.
Japanese food processor:
Not to be used for the other use.
Korean kitchen knife:
Warning keep out of children
Helmet mounted mirror used by us cyclists:
Remember, objects in the mirror are actually behind you
New Zealand insect spray:
This product not tested on animals.
Infant's bathtub:
Do not throw baby out with bath water.
Package of Fisherman's Friend throat lozenges:
Not meant as substitute for human companionship.
Disposable razor:
Do not use this product during an earthquake.
Toner cartridge for a laser printer:
Do not eat toner
Novelty rock garden set called "Popcorn Rock":
Eating rocks may lead to broken teeth.
A birthday card for a 1 year old:
Not suitable for children aged 36 months or less.
Microwave Oven:
Do not use for drying pets.
Rat Poison:
Warning: has been found to cause cancer in laboratory mice.
Sign at a railroad station:
Beware! To touch these wires is instant death.Anyone found doing so will be prosecuted.
Package of dice:
Not for human consumption.
Shipment of hammers:
May be harmful if swallowed.
Manual for an SGI computer:
Do not dangle the mouse by its cable or throw the mouse at co-workers.
Instructions for a cordless phone:
Do not put lit candles on phone.
Bus Stop:
No stopping or standing.
Car Manual:
In order to get out of car, open door, get out, lock doors, and then close doors.
T.V. manual:
Do not pour liquids into your television set.
Instructions on the packaging for a muffin at a 7-11:
Remove wrapper, open mouth, insert muffin, eat.
Can of black pepper:
Instructions: usage known.
Orange Juice Can:
100% pure all-natural fresh-squeezed orange juice from concentrate.
Stickers to put on the seat of a potty training toilet:
This is not a toy. Stickers require adult supervision.
Bottom of a Coca-Cola bottle:
Do not open here.
Bottle of bathtub cleaner:
For best results, start with clean bathtub before use.
Box of household nails
CAUTION! - Do NOT swallow nails! May cause irritation!
Microwave popcorn, packaged so that the directions cannot be read unless you open the plastic and unfold it:
Direction #1: Remove plastic.
Drink bottle label:
Do not peel label off.
Box of Frosted Cheerio's:
The logo, "Tastes so good this box never closes," is located just underneath another announcement: "To close: place tab here."
Container of salt:
Warning: High in sodium
Hose Nozzle:
Do not spray into electrical outlet.
Pack of screws sold in china
Screw Taiwan

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Okay...this issue was lame..I sincerely apologise for anyone frozen after reading this.Well, you can always defrost using the lighter, just keep it away from your face! =P

squeak

This is very IMPORTANT, you have to read these chinese words with the right pronounciation.I even added the hanyu pingying as a guide

字之之字
zi zhi zhi zi

之子子之字
zhi zi zi zhi zi

子之字子之字
zi zhi zi zi zhi zi

之子字之子之字
zhi zi zi zhi zi zhi zi

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Congratulations!!You read it all correctly. I believe that in this mouse year you will have a fantastic time chatting with mice with this newfound knowledge of the mouse language!!!!Hahahaha

HAPPY CHINESE NEW YEAR!!!

My new hse

Okay..Cant update during the weekend as I am busy with the moving and all.And today's my bdae lala.(extra and random) Here to show u an advertisment I made specially for my new hse to describe it.

*Note: comments in brackets not included =)

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Wanting to get a new hse? Introducing Blk 545,Surprising street 42 S741741 (read it fast = 气死你=make u angry till u die) Armed with 3 rooms, 1 living room, 1 kitchen and 2 toliets, it is equipped with loads of surprises and suitable for EVERYONE!!

For those who love thrills, visit the 2nd largest rm (mine).I assure you that simply by pressing the light switch it will shock you to no end.(apparently the earth wire is gone I think) Furthermore, you will never know when it will actually work.Exciting isn't it? (anyone wants to calculate the probabilty of it working?)

For those who love researching on critters, go to the kitchen.Its filled with such wonderful creatures.In the cupboards there are eggs of the marvelous Periplaneta americana (Linnaeus) (a.k.a cockroaches) and once in a while some interesting lizards of an unusual size will jump out of nowhere.

For those who love ghost hunting, you are all welcomed.The lovely shade of red on the window railings and door with white walls as the background will surely appeal to the unknown ones. Whats more, the drips of paint on the wall (seriously it looks like blood) will provide a great ambience for the occasion. Oh yes, the JJ spirits are nearby too.

For those who simply cant stand the sight of your own face (excuse my language), you will surely love this house. There is no presence of any mirrors. Yes, none at all. Not even in the toliet. So no more worrying about seeing your face and screaming about it.(that was cruel >.< sry if I offended anyone)

For the electricity savers, I promise you your bills will never be the same again! In each room, (not counting the toliets sadly) there is only 1 area to plug. This is the same for both the living room and the kitchen. Whats more, the one in the kitchen is not working (until further notice). So with all these electricity saving facilities, I am sure you will no longer burn a hole in your pocket for such things.

For those who consider themselves nocturnal, you will have the perfect environment to live in. At night, the whole house is still as bright as day.(duh its beside the corridor) You can even read books or do homework without fear of ruining your eyesight. Whats more, you will not fall asleep that easily which helps greatly in maintaining your nocturnal habits.

Lastly, this house is specially catered to those who absolutely LOVE challenges.This is the best house of challenges ever, especially the toliets. Some taps refuse to work, one toliet is leaking, another once flushed will never stop flushing and a stove which only 1 fire seems to be working. Sweet isn't it?

So what are you waiting for?Get it now at only $XXXk, prices negoiatable.

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Okay...Just like what my OGLs say, must keep a positive attitude for everything =) CHeers and Happy 17th Bdae to me!!! (extra and random again.haha)