JAE

I guess in case I run out of crap to post, I am recruiting helpers (?!!) to contribute ideas in case my brain cells die too much haha. So, my friend Dan will be doing his best to help for now.

Now the O levels results are released and you have to refer to that thick book given to us students to choose the JC/Poly/Courses/Anywhere to stay for the next 2 devastating years.Ever wondered what to do with it after everything is over?Here's my personal advice...

DMR's Guide on the JAE booklet

1.Tear it. (most simple)
2.Cut it. (even simpler)
3.Burn it. (becareful..)
4.Laminate it. (must have sufficient funds)
5.Bury it. (ever heard of time capsules?)
6.Hang it up and worship it (the 'bible' )
7.Sell it to the galangguni man along with your notes. ($.$)
8.Cut out all the letters and play scrabble.
9.Read it from front to back.
10.Read it from back to front.
11.Memorise everything. (wow?)
12.Swat mosquitoes with it
13.Make into shoe soles and wear them. (can grow taller by 0.8145242cm)
14.Measure the thickness of each page.(with a micrometer screw guage)
15.Balance it on your head.
16.Throw it into the Fridge.
17.Throw it into the Microwave.
18.Throw it into the washing machine.
19.Throw it out of the window.
20.Send it back to MOE stating that they have invoked many environmental issues (a.k.a cutting down of trees to provide the paper for us)
21.If possible, try do all of the above and add more creative ideas of your own to this great guide.

Thank you and have fun!

zaoju

Remember the days when we suffer from the horrible hands of chinese 造句 during primary school?It seems so simple nowadays.Well, lets see some of the amazing examples...applause please~


1.题目 : 原来
小朋友写 : 原来他是我爸爸。
老师评语 : 妈妈关切一下

3. 题目: ..一边 ...........一边 ............ ..
小朋友写: 他一边脱衣服,一边穿裤子 .
老师评语: 他到底要脱还是要穿啊~~

9. 题目: 其中小朋友写: 我的其中一只左脚受伤了。
老师评语: 你是蜈蚣？ ~~

10.题目 : 一 ...就....
小朋友写 : 一只娃娃就要一百块。
老师 评语: 老师笑到不行 ..

11.題目 : 你看
小朋友写 : 你看什么看 ! 没看过啊

12. 例题: 你(唱歌 ) 我( 跳舞)
小朋友写 : 你( 好吗) 我 (很好)
老师评语: 你在写英文翻译吗 ??

13 .例题: 别人都夸我 ( )，其实我 ( )
小朋友写: 别人都夸我( 很帅 )，其实我 (是戴面具的 ) 。
老师评语: 什么面具这么好用 ???

1 4.题目: 好 ... 又好 ..
小朋友写: 妈妈的腿 ,好细又好粗 ...
老师评语: 那到底是细还是粗？

15.题目 : 陆陆续续
小朋友写 : 下班了，爸爸陆陆续续的回来。
老师 评语 : 你到底有几个爸爸呀?

20 .题目: 皮开肉绽
小朋友写: 停电的夜晚，到处很黑，我吓得皮开 肉绽!
老师评语 : 看到这句... 老师佩服你。

21 .题目 : 欣欣向荣- 比喻生长美好的样子。
小朋友写: 我的弟弟长得欣欣向荣。
老师评语: 孩子，你弟弟是植物人吗...

还有 一个! 更瞎的 …

小朋友写: 欣欣向荣荣告白。
老师评语 : 连续剧不要看太多 ~~

22 . 题目: 谢谢 ....因为 ......
小朋友写: 我要谢谢妈妈 ,因为她每天都帮我写作业 ......
老师评语: 原来你的作业是妈妈写的!!!!!!!

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Well...this blog is specially created to entertain/freeze/bemuse/or bore anyone or everyone who visit...so I shall spam my craziest crap here for fun, joy and laughter. Have fun and enjoy!